- if youre from kamehameha why are you haole
- oh my god kalei you cant just ask people why theyre haole
- kalei is dumb kine. one time she wen ask me how fo spell humuhumunukunukuapua'a
- and evil takes human form in mahina george
- are you naturally ehu? see this is the color i want
- my father is the inventor of li hing mui
- I CANT GO TO ZIPPYS IM ON AN ALL CARB DIET GOSH KALEI YOURE SO STUPID
- is your malasada cream filled? would you like us to assign someone to fill your malasada?
- das damien. hes too mahu to function
- FOUR FOR YOU GLEN COCO I MUA E GLEN COCO
- im psychic. it's like i have KFVE or something. theres a 30% chance kawaili'ula already won merrie monarch last year
- OH HELL NAW I DID NOT LEAVE SOUTH SHORE FOR THIS
Is it weird that when I’m drunk, I slip back into the past.
Or is it that
I am hoping you would be
In my future